2 JUMPERS £67.15 · 3 FOR £92.65

Chaos Claus
Red funny muscle Santa Christmas hoodie with glasses and beard
4,8 · 2140+ reviews

Swole Santa – Funny Christmas Hoodie

£37.40

Jumper 1

Jumper 2

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Description

Santa has been hitting the gym all year. This funny Christmas hoodie turns you into a pumped-up, roaring Santa with bulging muscles, a fluffy-look beard and chunky glasses, all printed in a furry texture effect. Striped sleeves and a hood finish the look. Made for the office Christmas party, a festive night out or simply scaring the relatives on Christmas Day. Choose from five bold colours. Available in red, green, grey, blue and purple Muscly Santa print with beard and glasses Hood with drawstrings and drop-shoulder sleeves Striped sleeve detail Printed cotton blend; if in doubt, size up Size guide (cm) Size Shoulder Chest Length Sleeve S 55 110 67 55 M 56 116 68.5 56 L 57 122 70 57 XL 58 128 71.5 58 2XL 59 134 73 59 3XL 60 140 74.5 60 4XL 61 146 76 61 5XL 62 152 77.5 62 Measured by hand, so allow 1 to 3 cm difference.

Knitted, not printed — the chaos is woven in, so it survives the wash and the dance floor.

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Shipping & returns

Dispatched from the EU within 24 hours. Delivery in 2–4 working days across the EU and UK. Shipping is £5.06, free over £50.15.

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What people are saying

Reviews from customers who bought and wore the thing.

4,82140+ reviews
5 ★78%
4 ★15%
3 ★4%
2 ★2%
1 ★1%
Top review
12 Dec

Won the office party outright

Ordered two on the Monday, had them Wednesday. Sizing is exactly as the chart says — I'm 1,78 m and the M fits the way the model photo shows. Knit is heavier than I expected for the price.

Sanne · Rotterdam

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8 Dec

Bought the 3-pack, no regrets

Cheaper per jumper and it meant my brother stopped borrowing mine. Delivery to Berlin took three days. Only note: the light-up one needs the batteries you already have lying around, they don't come with it.

Marek · Berlin

Verified purchase

3 Dec

Good jumper, order a size up if you're between

Sleeves are a touch short on me and I'm right on the edge between L and XL. Went L, should have gone XL. The measurements on the page are accurate, that one's on me. Quality is genuinely good.

Tom · Manchester

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