2 ITEMS 15% · 3 ITEMS 25% · 4+ 30%
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Size guideJumper 1
Jumper 2
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Amelia, Josh and 10,000+ parties and families.
Christmas is all about unity, nativity and tinsel, right? This candy-cane lettered jumper looks perfectly wholesome, until someone reads the first letter of each line. Made for pub nights, Christmas parties and anyone who likes to be festive with a wink. Candy-cane lettering with frosty snowflakes Round neckline, long sleeves, ribbed cuffs and waistband Soft brushed-back fleece, 50% cotton / 50% polyester Midweight 280gsm fabric Unisex regular fit
Knitted, not printed — the chaos is woven in, so it survives the wash and the dance floor.
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Reviews from customers who bought and wore the thing.
Ordered two on the Monday, had them Wednesday. Sizing is exactly as the chart says — I'm 1,78 m and the M fits the way the model photo shows. Knit is heavier than I expected for the price.
Sanne · Rotterdam
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Cheaper per jumper and it meant my brother stopped borrowing mine. Delivery to Berlin took three days. Only note: the light-up one needs the batteries you already have lying around, they don't come with it.
Marek · Berlin
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Sleeves are a touch short on me and I'm right on the edge between L and XL. Went L, should have gone XL. The measurements on the page are accurate, that one's on me. Quality is genuinely good.
Tom · Manchester
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